“Mary told me you’ve been running my class?” “Your class has been running me. Unlike you, I’m appreciative of all the unsolicited butt taps. Almost feels like I’m in my jock era.” “As a former jock, those taps aren’t anywhere near as erotic as people make them out to be.” He presses his hands to his ears. “All I heard was that the jock rooms are an erotic fuck fest, and you had the time of your life in college.” I humor him. “Yep, that’s exactly what I said.”
