“Number one: under no circumstances will you be getting in my panties. Just because I’m friendly to you and am agreeing to—well, the craziest thing I’ve ever done—I’m giving you advance warning that I’m not going to be your next lay, or fall in love with you” (he’s grinning from ear to ear right now and it’s very distracting) “or anything like that. Is that understood?”
Sure… 🤣🤣🤣
