Dead to the World (Sookie Stackhouse, #4)

by Charlaine Harris

Everyone’s got a secret or two. Her secret was just a little more colorful.

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-four ancient Viking vampire.

I had two whole days off . . . and at least one of them I got to spend alone in a house with a mentally ill vampire. Life just didn’t get any better.

my brand-new Word of the Day calendar, a Christmas gift from Arlene. My first word for the New Year was “exsanguinate.” This was probably not a good omen.

Too funny