Ben wasn’t the kinda guy to think spit was a substitute for real lube. But he was also dirty as fuck, and ridiculously hot. So the fact that posh, hot Doctor Mc Ben Ben was rubbing his spit inside my hole was just—Jesus fucking Christ. It was filthier because it was him doing it. Because I’d never expected him to do, or be anything like this. I guess maybe I should’ve—considering what kind of books he wrote. But…still. I’d never been more happy to be surprised in all my life.
