You know you’re fucked up when the best thing to happen to you in years is falling asleep while leaning on a stranger’s shoulder. I know what you’re probably thinking, “That’s fucking sad, bro”. And you would be right. It is sad. Pitiful, probably. Stupid? Maybe. Rude, absolutely. I mean, who does that? Just fucking commandeers another dude’s bicep? Me, motherfucker, that’s who. In my defense, it was a very nice bicep.
