Colt: And you can’t say shit like that. Colt: Jesus. A smile curls my lips. Me: Would you rather I put you on your front instead? I can practically hear Colton’s outrage, and I chuckle to myself. Am I an asshole for provoking him? Probably. But he still hasn’t told me to stop. Colt: You’re such a dick. Me: If you want my dick, Colt, baby, all you have to do is ask.

