“Oh my god! You will not believe what happened to me today. So remember how I said I had a bad feeling the bookstore was going to fire me? Well, they did—” “Those assholes!” “So I was crying into my Starbucks while browsing for romance books—” “As one does.” “And this insanely attractive man asked if I was okay. And of course, I blubbered to him about how I was buying comfort books I can’t afford after getting fired and he offered to pay for my books!” My eyes practically bug out of my head. “Oh my god. I hope you immediately eloped.”
