The Answer Is No
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He would rather be hit by a truck than be in your group chat.
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He is in his thirties, he is not young, but also not old. He is a perfect combination of nothing.
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dear reader, so far? Instead of falling in love, have you tried to not do that? It really saves a lot of time.
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He works well in groups as long as it’s groups of fewer than two people.
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They look the way small children do when they first learn that fried chicken comes from actual chickens.
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angry as a Santa Claus who has just been told by a child that he doesn’t exist.
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If you want to see normal people turn into power-hungry dictators in five minutes, all you have to do is say the magic words: “We’d love to hear your suggestions!”
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If you ask people what they think, they start thinking, and that’s how wars start.