“You are sounding dangerously wise.” “Don’t worry, I’ll go back to being an intolerable asshole by tomorrow, I’m sure.” “Unfortunately, you keep getting more tolerable by the minute.” “Wow.” He barks out a laugh. “Did you read that off of a Hallmark card?” “Yeah, well, you’re not the only one well versed in being an intolerable asshole, I guess.” “But I like you prickly, Sour Patch,” he says with a kiss on my cheek.