“More than you,” said Leofric. “I’ve never met a Haelan before. She wasn’t that bad, honestly, was she? Bit prim, but that’s to be expected; they’ve all got bargepoles up their arses. She didn’t judge me in the slightest for the nipple clamps. Shall I wait for you? D’you want me to hold your hand while she diddles your nipple?”
