The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #1)

by Brigitte Knightley

“I’m a cock hair away from murdering this man.” “I’m not familiar with that unit of measurement,” said Widdershins. He, too, turned to Fairhrim. “How imminent is my demise? What’s the length of a standard cock hair?”

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