The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #1)
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“Where’s my cloak? I’m off to bribe. And if Fairhrim refuses, I shall proceed with kidnap.” “A classic, sir.”
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Cloaked up, gloves on, and hair attractively tousled, Osric set off to the waystone.
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“I’m trained to keep a cool head in times of crisis,” said Fairhrim. “Though my subjects are usually haemorrhaging blood rather than absurdities.”
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“Kidnap it is,” said Osric. He rose, poured the onions onto the floor, and flapped the empty sack at Fairhrim. “Get in.”
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This is…this is a sizable portion of your fortune.” “We will, obviously, be stealing it back.” Mrs. Parson looked relieved. “Oh! Very good, sir.”
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It was hard, being perfect in an imperfect world, but Aurienne managed. If she had a flaw, it was that she was the Best, and she knew she was the Best. Some called it arrogance. She called it competence untainted by performative humility.
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“I use the resources at my disposal,” said Osric. “You should, too.” “Resources as blood drenched as yours cross certain ethical bounds.” “Your ethical bounds keep you so confined, it’s a wonder you can move.” “I don’t know how you move, given the weight of your sins.”
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“How can anyone have less regard for the law than me?” asked Osric, offended. “To you, it’s a thing to break. To them, it simply doesn’t exist.”
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“Have you no compassion?” asked Fairhrim. “I’m not burdened with it, no.” “I categorically object to torture.” “Do you, really? It had escaped my notice,” said Osric, before sauntering away.
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The man had a colander on his head, which did not immediately inspire confidence.
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“He hasn’t got any nipples,” noticed Osric. To Widdershins, he called, “Why haven’t you got any nipples?” “You can’t just ask people why they haven’t got nipples,” said Fairhrim.
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There was such witchery in a pair of bright eyes. Pity they had to be hers.
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“One day this will be a case study,” said Élodie. She drew bullet points in the air as she planned it. “Vaccine-preventable diseases. Research financing. Socioeconomic variables.”
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The deofol was now attempting puppy-dog eyes, but, given that it was a creature of soul-corroding darkness, the endeavour was more perturbing than anything else.
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He looked at her as one who wished to worship, and one who wished to defile.
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One bandit piped up that she had better eyelashes but he had better cheekbones, and thus mortally insulted them both.
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He hated that he had come to the waystone whole but left it having lost a piece of himself in two star-brilliant eyes.
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(She said his name like it was a swear word and he rather liked it.)
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Aurienne rolled her eyes so hard, she saw her frontal cortex.
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Blood on her cheek and sharpness on her tongue, she was going to save him.
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Sharing Your Tragic Backstory with Your Hot Enemy
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He didn’t like that. The blurting. He preferred his words, like his murders, nice and premeditated.
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you’re a common thief.” “Not common. Not common.”
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He hadn’t paid attention. He had been stupid—gods, so stupid. He no longer owned his heart. The thief was unconscious of her crime. She asked, “Is something the matter?”