The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #1)

by Brigitte Knightley

“What did you do?” gasped Aurienne. “He fell,” said Mordaunt. “He fell?” “Yes. On the fork.” “He fell on the fork? Twenty times?” “Yes. Due to…fear.” “What was he afraid of?” “The fork.”