The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #1)

by Brigitte Knightley

Osric was annoyed; the onions had spoiled his aura of menace. “I’m not here for onions,” said Osric. Fairhrim looked up, surprised, apparently, that he was still there. “No?” “No.” “Aren’t you the new undertaker?” asked Fairhrim.