10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace (Caselli Family, #1)

by Jahquel J.

Here’s to having a nigga that hates his toothpaste being squeezed or food touching but will make a nigga bleed behind you.

It was funny that she said I would be late for my own funeral, and I was on time for hers. Well, it wasn’t funny.

He was an associate more than a parent.

Honestly, I would have been happier if he went instead of her. I needed my mother.

Men were gross and until God came down and put me in my future husband’s arms, I was going to stay single and a virgin.

Once I was comfortable with you then that’s when my weirdness came out of every pore of my body.

It was always we had a fucking problem, and never Menace we got you a gift for being great.

“Have you ever met Stevie? She would help a burglar rob her damn house.”

“Is there any more room for me in those jeans!” I started singing, startling everyone in this bitch except for Duke, Beans and Jeffie.

“Wonder, the minute you let another nigga touch you is the moment you gonna see why they call me Menace.”

What sociopath used ketchup on their eggs anyway?

Stevie was sent to kill me, and I was starting to think this shit was a scheme cooked up by Todd.

“You ever got your pussy ate before, Wonder?” She slowly pulled her head up and stared into my eyes. “You won’t put sauce on your chicken, but you’ll eat my pussy?”

Why couldn’t we bake cookies, watch anime, and drink iced coffees while forgetting about eating an actual meal?

“Because I am in love with you, Maverick. I can’t even think of leaving you, even though that was all I wanted to do when I first met you. The thought of you sitting in that house alone before you met me brings tears to my eyes. You are complicated, and some days I wanna choke you because why can’t you just fucking flush the toilet once… but those are the things that I love. You aren’t weird, baby, you are unique. Different isn’t a flaw, it’s a feature.”

“Huh? I can’t hear I don’t have my glasses on… hold on,” I reached for my glasses and put them on.