10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace (Caselli Family, #1)

by Jahquel J.

Here’s to having a nigga that hates his toothpaste being squeezed or food touching but will make a nigga bleed behind you.

was funny that she said I would be late for my own funeral, and I was on time for hers.

money for doing a favor for her.” Skyler adjusted herself on the couch. “I don’t like her, Stevie.”

Men were gross and until God came down and put me in my future husband’s arms, I was going to stay single and a virgin.

Tony and his brother sexually assaulted me that afternoon.

It was always we had a fucking problem, and never Menace we got you a gift for being great.

We been distant since I threw her out the villa in Monaco and accused her of fucking dogs – which I still had a suspicion of.

Back then my parents should have known something wasn’t right because why was I, as a child, carrying around a list on how to train a little brother that I didn’t have. Either way, I wanted a little brother.

“Have you ever met Stevie? She would help a burglar rob her damn house.”

thought we would hang out today. Maybe go to the beach or sit by the pool and try all their drinks.” I got excited at the thought of just us girls hanging out. Priscilla’s face told me that she would rather eat dolphin shit than to do what I suggested. It was weird because she invited me, and as much as I knew we didn’t need to hang every moment of the day, I thought we would at least hang a bit.

Only invited u because u can help her

“Where the fuck are they? I said I’m on my way, had Duke give you the ETA, and here I am in this stink ass warehouse, and I don’t see them in chairs with their mouths gagged and wigs in they laps.”

“My…my friend. She was with us and she…she is single. You…you can have her.”

“Is there any more room for me in those jeans!” I started singing, startling everyone in this bitch except for Duke, Beans and Jeffie.

“Wonder, the minute you let another nigga touch you is the moment you gonna see why they call me Menace.”

ended the call and watched as Brown floated into the kitchen, then tried to double back when she noticed me standing in here. “Where the fuck you running to, Purple?”

“To a fucking cemetery? What in the fuck, Mitchell?” “My fucking name ain’t Mitchell, Wanda.” I paused. “My name ain’t no fucking Wanda.”

She sighed. “Well, how is the date? Where did you end up taking her?” “Cemetery. We’re having lunch in my parents’ mausoleum.” The line grew quiet. “Maverick, I’m waiting for you to laugh.”

looking back at my parents’ final resting place. I just knew this had my moms written all over it.

Stevie was sent to kill me, and I was starting to think this shit was a scheme cooked up by Todd. Why the fuck did such a beautiful woman have to eat that way?

was the one who forced him to see a therapist because I believed he was depressed.

“I’m not fucking cool with it. We gonna make a video with you both apologizing and I won’t slam this bed on your head, and cave your chest in.” Menace finally released him, stood up on the bed, and stepped on that man’s chest while jumping down from the bed.

“You ever got your pussy ate before, Wonder?”

She slowly pulled her head up and stared into my eyes. “You won’t put sauce on your chicken, but you’ll eat my pussy?” I licked my lips. “I’m a complex

“Because I am in love with you, Maverick. I can’t even think of leaving you, even though that was all I wanted to do when I first met you. The thought of you sitting in that house alone before you met me brings tears to my eyes. You are complicated, and some days I wanna choke you because why can’t you just fucking flush the toilet once… but those are the things that I love. You aren’t weird, baby, you are unique. Different isn’t a flaw, it’s a feature.”

This wasn’t the time to break her back and have her screaming my name. She wanted this to happen, and I was honored that she wanted to give it to me. It was a fucking honor for a woman to want to give a man anything.

“Mitchell, you are really crazy. Why would you ever tell me you wanna lock me in a closet, and then name our kid Dennis the menace?”

“Huh? I can’t hear I don’t have my glasses on… hold on,” I reached for my glasses and put them on. Maverick

“I fucked up… when Skyler told me that shit, I thought she was joking ‘cause she slow. You let me slide up in you, take your virginity and now I can’t get rid of you because I’m all in love… all for you to do this,” he walked closer to me and shoved the toothpaste tube in my face. “What’s wrong with it?” “Wanda, why the fuck are you strong arming the damn toothpaste like this? You got eight set of teeth up in that mouth? I would know, my dick been in there… I ain’t feel extra sets of teeth where you would need to use this damn much and squeeze the shit like this.”

“I’m inside my fucking wife and you calling me, so this shit better be fucking good, or when I finish, I’m kicking somebody’s head off their shoulders.” I kissed his shoulder as he continued on his conversation.

“I’m not pregnant, but you see how excited you were? Let’s keep that same energy for spending the holidays together.”

“Then that’s where you fucked up. Don’t care how we feeling about each other, I’m there.” He held his hand out, and I grabbed it, and he pulled me into a hug. “Relax, nigga… it’s a hug.” I allowed my body to relax as I hugged my baby brother. “Thank you.”

was standing on business when it came to this, and if he wanted his wife like he told me he did, he would fix it and make sure he deleted her number and stop communicating with her. She was his past, and it was unhealthy of him to keep in communication with her.

I rolled my eyes and walked away while he was asking Duke why he hated him and why he planned to get him killed?

stood on business because it needed to be done. He wasn’t going to continue to tell me what he was going to do and not consider my feelings.

“Your apartment… she owns a home with her husband that she told she wanted a divorce.” “I never said that.”

“When I have the proper thoughts, I will debrief because, Stevie, your husband is certified.” I grabbed the Lysol to get the smoke smell

“Appreciate it.” I looked at Jeffie, Skyler, and Duke. “Why the fuck none of you surprised? Y’all said y’all hate my baby?” “Bye Menace!” Skyler laughed.