10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace (Caselli Family, #1)

by Jahquel J.

“Stevie, my brain is just tired,”

true statement

With how big her stomach was, and how tightly balled her fists were, I could tell that she got down and would beat my ass. The baby would probably get a few licks in on me, too.

im screaming 😂🫢

didn’t talk until I was five years old.

this where that fake diagnosis came from ... wow

He’ll talk when he got something to fucking say… don’t seem like he got much to say, Constance.

My guy! we complained because my nephew wasn't talking...now he won't shut the fk up

I played Russian roulette with his children and wife in front of him before turning the gun on him.

Savage 🤯

“And I would say sleeping with dolphins is also safe, Jeffie.” Ghost chuckled. “My daughters swam with dolphins… they had a ball.” “And I should call CPS on you and Free.”

Erin got everybody tripping

“Is there any more room for me in those jeans!” I started singing, startling everyone in this bitch except for Duke, Beans and Jeffie.

im crying 🤣 so unserious

“You used to make your Barbies fuck, huh?”

unhinged cause what Menace 😅

“Like? I love them… I had a few of these on my bucket list of things I want.” I rushed into his arms, and he was stiff as a board as I held him. “Um, you usually put your arms around the other person.” I removed myself and looked up at him.

whew

Cause you took me on our first date to meet your dead parents. I mean, I get it… I would love to schedule some time for you to meet my mom, but she’s fucking dead and in the ground.”

this man is nuts

I was starting to think this shit was a scheme cooked up by Todd.

😅🤣😅😅😅

wow

Zoya hated me because of her ex-boyfriend. She told me to my face that she hated me and wished that I died, too.

sheesh

I looked up at her. “Pull your leggings down.” “What?” “You want me to calm down, right?” She folded her arms confused. “Yeah, but what does me taking my leggings down have to do with it?” I held her hips as I stared up at her. “I need to smell my pussy, Wonder… want me to calm down, let me smell it. I’m two seconds from going to the cockpit and choking out the pilot.”

unhinged 🫠🤪

I almost wanted to pat my pussy through my leggings because wouldn’t that make me a big dawg, too?

yep 😂

“Mitchell, you are really crazy. Why would you ever tell me you wanna lock me in a closet, and then name our kid Dennis the menace?”

😂😂😂😂😂

“Huh? I can’t hear I don’t have my glasses on… hold on,” I reached for my glasses and put them on.

😂😂😂

How many women can say they lost their virginity in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris?

Stevie can!!

“Yo, make sure they dump that bitch body out my casket. I want my casket in my garage when I get home.”

how you renig on paying for a funeral 😂

Wonder. Go and do your little stomps and talking to yourself but get yo ass in this bed next to me so I can lay on you and sleep.” “I’ll fart,” I threatened. “I’ll inhale it.”

he's sick 😫 🫢😂

heard soft snores. Me: Wake up. We have a 5487 Duke: What the fuck you talking about?

????

“You got her arrested and reported her ring stolen you fucking nut!”

😂😂😂😂 he's a crashout fr. she thought she could leave him

You lucky I wasn’t able to report my pussy missing because I would have.”

😂