10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace (Caselli Family, #1)

by Jahquel J.

After I spoke to my teacher, it was a wrap after that because I never shut up. I ran that school like my name was on the sign outside of it.

Men were gross and until God came down and put me in my future husband’s arms, I was going to stay single and a virgin.

It was always we had a fucking problem, and never Menace we got you a gift for being great.

Lmaooooo

“Nigga was sending the money to his bitch… and she was sending it to her friend’s account. Stevie Raye… you ain’t gonna believe what the fuck I found out.”

“Have you ever met Stevie? She would help a burglar rob her damn house.”

“Oh God!” she shrieked to herself as she tried to find her words. Anything that would save her from being killed and turned into ground meat. “She…she’s a virgin.”

Ik you lying.

“Nooo, please nooo… my best friend, you can have her.”

This hoe

“No, please don’t kill me… I was bluffing, I don’t want to die, Mr. Sir.”

LMAO REALLLL

“You’re going to marry me… I need a wife, and you need your life saved, no?”

👀 OOP

“The fuck you said to my wife?” I aimed my gun at his ass next, and she jumped up out the seat, and I saw all that ass.

LMAOOO

“Is there any more room for me in those jeans!” I started singing, startling everyone in this bitch except for Duke, Beans and Jeffie.

“Wonder, the minute you let another nigga touch you is the moment you gonna see why they call me Menace.”

“Wear that, too… you look beautiful in it.” He winked,

I’m too easy

“Another requirement, Wonder… know that your life is always safe in my hands,”

Yes bae

As I watched her, I shook my head because this shit couldn’t be happening to me. The feeling in my chest was telling me otherwise.

PERIODDDD

Stevie was sent to kill me, and I was starting to think this shit was a scheme cooked up by Todd.

I had read the same sentence six times because her talking was throwing me off.

LMAOO this is so real tho sorry

“Actually, I do. I do know that you’ve been avoiding your therapist… she called me.” Menace opened his eyes. “Fucking snitch… matter fact, fire her.”

Tony stared at me and the phone in my hand. “Stevie Raye, your husband is a good man.” “I said great, bitch.”

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Yessssss sista has taste

“You told me to shut the fuck up, so I did. Now you missed talking to me… oh brother.” I walked into the kitchen, as he trailed behind me.

Mr. Woodson was fine as hell, and he wasn’t much older than us.” “Don’t make me go fuck Mr. Woodson up.”

“Cool… my fee is six million.” “Skyler, you broke over there?”

“Your heart is safe with me… I pinky quadruple promise.”

“You ever got your pussy ate before, Wonder?”

She slowly pulled her head up and stared into my eyes. “You won’t put sauce on your chicken, but you’ll eat my pussy?”

“I have to pee,” I whispered while trying to slide out of the bed. He pulled me back. “Wonder, you hate me?” “What? No… why would you say that?” “’Cause you trying to mess up my comfort,” he grumbled,

“I’m scared, though.” “Of what?” “I saw what he’s working with… I might die, Skyler. How do you… never mind.”

she’s beautiful, right?” “Yeah, she’s real beautiful,” they all said in unison. I pulled my gun out. “I’ll shoot all your faces off for calling my fucking wife beautiful!” They

I ended the call and pulled that trigger four times while everyone around him scattered, even homie holding his leg. “Don’t fucking call me a sick nigga ever in your life.”

He def needs to seek help lmaooooo

“Stevie, baby, we know you’re not the best at thinking.

Girl who u talking too lmao idc if u the granny

“Hi Kora,” I bowed, and she stopped to look at me.

Girl stand up lmaooooo

Recommendation: Listen to “All Night” by Beyonce (Listen in at 3:09 in the bathtub scene.)

“Good, because I scratched the Rolls Royce when I went to the mall… the person was too close, and I accidentally pulled in too close to them.”

Duke shook his head. “We said a secret, Steve-o… damn.”

LMAOOOOOO

“Huh? I can’t hear I don’t have my glasses on… hold on,” I reached for my glasses and put them on.

LMAOOOOOOOOO

“Dawg, I’m not trying to get to that point. I don’t know if you know this or not, but Mitchell, yo’ ass be tripping.”

“Throw it back… harder… fuck me as hard as you be squeezing that toothpaste.”

YO LMAOOOOOOOO