10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace (Caselli Family, #1)

by Jahquel J.

Here’s to having a nigga that hates his toothpaste being squeezed or food touching but will make a nigga bleed behind you.

Lmfaooo!!!

“No, she cannot find out about this. I will tell her that my phone fell in the pool or something.” “How you gonna do that when you’re dead, Sweetheart?”

“No, please don’t kill me… I was bluffing, I don’t want to die, Mr. Sir.”

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“Is there any more room for me in those jeans!” I started singing, startling everyone in this bitch except for Duke, Beans and Jeffie.

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“I told you I was taking you on a date.” “To a fucking cemetery? What in the fuck, Mitchell?” “My fucking name ain’t Mitchell, Wanda.” I paused. “My name ain’t no fucking Wanda.”

Lmfaoooo!

her name is Greene, Maverick. You call that girl everything but her actual name…

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“Maverick Kojack Caselli,” she started. I pulled away from her quickly. “Why the fuck do you keep making up names, Wanda? That ain’t even my middle name… I don’t have a middle name.”

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“I see why they gave yo’ ass up for adoption, bitch.” “That’s why yo’ weird ass didn’t have friends back in school.” “I ain’t want them bitches.” “Might be true… you still fucking weird, Mens.”

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Deuce Amante put me in the mindset of a younger DMX. Every time I saw the nigga; I wanted to scream “Where them dogs at?”

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“And I ain’t asking your permission for shit now ‘cause I’m still sitting up, and I ain’t never gonna ask her to hold me down. When my time is up, I’m coming for Ms. Lawyer.” “Oh yeah?” “On your chocolate nieces and nephews, Mens. You already know how I’m coming and how I’m built when it comes to loyalty. Your baby sister’s heart is safe in my hands. I’m telling you now that there will be time in the future for us to sit down and count some grapes and talk about it.”

“You gotta go and die somewhere else because you already got blood on the table.”

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“Yo, Don… I saw some fire ass hoes,” I heard Beans call from the lower deck. “You know how they love Americans… especially the niggas.”

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Ms. Lawyer… heard you gonna have some chocolate babies.” “Fuck you meannnn! I’m not having no kids,”

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“I want to introduce you to the love of my life… my beautiful wife, Stevie Caselli. She plans to be in your fucking pockets because I know you bitches buy art. If you can buy pussy, you can fuck up a bag with her gallery when it opens.”

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