10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace (Caselli Family, #1)

by Jahquel J.

“Is there any more room for me in those jeans!” I started singing, startling everyone in this bitch except for Duke, Beans and Jeffie.

Menace 😂😂

out of the norm for our situation. Even thinking about the shit now had me wanting to call her, invite her over here, so I could headbutt the shit out of her for trying that shit with me.

Menace!!!!! 😂😂

“You ever got your pussy ate before, Wonder?” She slowly pulled her head up and stared into my eyes. “You won’t put sauce on your chicken, but you’ll eat my pussy?”

Cause…, 😂😂😂😂

“Because I am in love with you, Maverick. I can’t even think of leaving you, even though that was all I wanted to do when I first met you. The thought of you sitting in that house alone before you met me brings tears to my eyes. You are complicated, and some days I wanna choke you because why can’t you just fucking flush the toilet once… but those are the things that I love. You aren’t weird, baby, you are unique. Different isn’t a flaw, it’s a feature.”

It was a fucking honor for a woman to want to give a man anything.

Smart man!

“You are what home feels like to me, Wonder. My house has never felt like home until you came. I wanted to ignore how I felt about you, but I couldn’t…. you wouldn’t allow me to. Always there with that smile on your face, being you. Baby, you are you without any apologies. You accept me and all that comes with me without judging me. Stevie, you are my safe place, and my biggest trigger. You see past Menace and see me in a way that I never let anyone else see me. You love me with all my flaws and shit because you love me. You are my home, and I want this with you forever. I want to smell yo’ pussy every time I need to calm down…I wanna eat that shit right now, too.”

“Maverick Kojack Caselli,” she started. I pulled away from her quickly. “Why the fuck do you keep making up names, Wanda? That ain’t even my middle name… I don’t have a middle name.”

“Huh? I can’t hear I don’t have my glasses on… hold on,” I reached for my glasses and put them on.

“I was calling to make sure you still wanted to kick it with me for forever?” The makeup artist quickly grabbed a Q-Tip and held it in my waterline as I held the phone. “I wouldn’t have it no other way. Do you still want a life of paint in the bed?” “Not crazy about it, but I’m crazy about you so fuck it.” “Okay.” “Okay, baby. See you soon.”

😭😭😭😭

“Imagine living your life and your ex-girl hits you up to hang out. Homie excited because I mean, look at you… fine as shit. He rushing to meet you and then I clothesline him as he’s running out the door to meet you. Wrap the wire around his neck and ask him what his favorite color is while he’s slowly losing consciousness.” “Why are you asking him his favorite color?” “Small talk… rude as shit to just choke the man out and not make small talk… I’m a menace, not a monster.”

Menace!!!!

“You not sleeping anywhere but in this bed with me, Wonder. Go and do your little stomps and talking to yourself but get yo ass in this bed next to me so I can lay on you and sleep.” “I’ll fart,” I threatened. “I’ll inhale it.” I did my stomps that he knew I was going to do and stomped into the bathroom.

I hate them 😂😂😂😂

“Maverick you have me so fucking overstimulated. I need a vision break,” I removed my glasses and started to pace.“Why are you under my damn bed?” “To bring you home.” “I’m not going home with you. Did you tell Duke that you are here?” He laughed. “He helped you sneak out and helped me sneak in here.” I folded my arms. “That traitor.”