10,000 Hours With A Rich Menace (Caselli Family, #1)

by Jahquel J.

Here’s to having a nigga that hates his toothpaste being squeezed or food touching but will make a nigga bleed behind you.

I could be stabbed and the person who stabbed me could trip, and while bleeding and dying, I would be worried about the person who just stabbed me tripping and hurting themselves. It was something that I needed to work on.

Men were gross and until God came down and put me in my future husband’s arms, I was going to stay single and a virgin.

It was always we had a fucking problem, and never Menace we got you a gift for being great.

“Have you ever met Stevie? She would help a burglar rob her damn house.”

I had only experienced love when it was broken, never when it was whole. Never

when it felt like an old school song. The heartbreak is what I witnessed; the disappointment of the person you vowed to do life with.

“Is there any more room for me in those jeans!” I started singing, startling everyone in this bitch except for Duke, Beans and Jeffie.

“Wonder, the minute you let another nigga touch you is the moment you gonna see why they call me Menace.”

Stevie was sent to kill me, and I was starting to think this shit was a scheme cooked up by Todd.

“W…what the fuck? Let me go… I can’t breathe.” “Should be thankful that you can breathe, Tony… why the fuck you hurt my baby?”

HE FOUND TONY?!?!? MAV DON’T PLAY ABOUT HIS WONDER

Maybe there was something wrong with me because it touched my heart. He cared about Stevie because he wouldn’t have done this for someone he didn’t care about. On his own, he found out who this man was, found where he worked and came to defend her honor.

EXACTLYYYYY JEFFIE EXACTLY 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

Tony stared at me and the phone in my hand. “Stevie Raye, your husband is a good man.” “I said great, bitch.”

PUHLEASE 😂😂😂😂

“Wonder, I want to apologize, too… I’m sorry for yelling at you the other day. The silent treatment been stressing me out, talk to me, Wonder… just not during quiet hour.”

awwwwww

“Why is it so hard to admit that you like her? The thief who steals grapes, and the man who counts them like one another.”

the fact this sentence by itself describes stevie and maverick’s personalities to a T 😂😂😂

“Stevie sat on the phone with me for an hour talking about how she can’t stand him, and how she doesn’t even want to marry him.”

poor stevie 😂😂😂😂

Our situation wasn’t for everybody, and I understood that, and I didn’t care at the same time. Corleon was the head of our family, and he would lead this family. If you didn’t like it, then you didn’t need to read our story. We were family – together.

and that’s on PERIOD—i know core don’t play about his babies

What grown man had quiet time? As if he was Estella’s age or something.

😂🤣🤣🤣 everybody needs quiet time stevie

I thought that girl was my friend, and it turned out that she wasn’t. She put me in a position that could have caused me to lose my life. While I worried about both of our lives, she was only focused on her own, which was so messed up.

i knew something was off about her—that girl deserved death

“Periwinkle…

i swear that man will call greene anything but her goddamn name LMAOOOO

“You see that empty spot over that fireplace… our wedding portrait will hang there, and yo

sexy ass better fucking smile… now, where do you wanna honeymoon, sour pus?”

Menace snapped his fingers and Duke pulled out a metal black card. “Go people watch and take your anger out on that card, baby… dinner is at nine.”

that’s a man right there!

Recommendation: “If I Ever Fall In Love” by Shai

“She was a grown ass woman, Wonder.” “Wait, what?” “Jeffie’s mom… Angelica.

my exact reaction!

“Yeah… she took my virginity.”

NOW WTF????

“You were seventeen, someone that she was supposed to care for. She was a grown woman. I know you wanted it, but she took advantage of you.”

CLOCK IT STEVIE

Recommendation: Listen to “Interference” by Tems

It was the reason that Jeffie and her mother’s relationship was so strained. I told her that we had something going on, and she felt the same way as Wonder did. Kora felt the same exact way and refused to acknowledge it.

see even jeffie and kora saw it before you…

“Yeah, but this is different. I have to move differently when it comes to you because I actually care. I don’t give a fuck about business because I pay people to care. I can’t pay someone to handle your heart with care. That’s my job.”

❤️

“You ever got your pussy ate before, Wonder?” She slowly pulled her head up and stared into my eyes. “You won’t put sauce on your chicken, but you’ll eat my pussy?”

“I don’t like when somebody plays with my food, Wonder,” I growled in her pussy, and she arched her back, as her legs opened wider for me.

Eating Wonder’s pussy felt like art. Every lick was a stroke of the brush, every slurp was a splatter of the paint. When her body started to shake, it was the water cup filled with mixed paint residue spilling over.

“Now move without your fucking keys, bitch.”

CORLEONAKSJSKSJSJ

I pulled my gun out. “I’ll shoot all your faces off for calling my fucking wife beautiful!”

LMAOOO i love unhinged menace!

“Wonder, baby, this ain’t rocket science. Give me a number, Beloved.” I continued to hold this gun in his mouth, drool spilling from his mouth, pissing me off. “Four.” “Bet.” I ended the call and pulled that trigger four times while everyone around him scattered, even homie holding his leg.

SKDHDKSJSJDJ HE IS SOOOOOO

Recommendation: Listen to “As” by Stevie Wonder

I held her hips as I stared up at her. “I need to smell my pussy, Wonder… want me to calm down, let me smell it. I’m two seconds from going to the cockpit and choking out the pilot.”

I helped her foot out of one leg, while she leaned back on the table. Soon as her legs opened, I put my head right between, and inhaled my favorite scent, kissing her inner thigh.

I pulled her to the edge of the table as I continued to take hits of her scent like it was coke. “Uh huh… you ain’t never getting away, Wonder.”

“Because I am in love with you, Maverick. I can’t even think of leaving you, even though that was all I wanted to do when I first met you. The thought of you sitting in that house alone before you met me brings tears to my eyes. You are complicated, and some days I wanna choke you because why can’t you just fucking flush the toilet once… but those are the things that I love. You aren’t weird, baby, you are unique. Different isn’t a flaw, it’s a feature.”

“Life. I want to say that I think you were the sign, Maverick. I mean, she could have been less dramatic, but I guess she had to make a grand gesture since she had been ignoring me.”

“I never asked my parents for a sign… never felt like I needed one. If your moms made our paths cross, then I wish I could thank her in person.”

“Her baby girl will always be protected being Menace Caselli’s wife… niggas won’t even think twice when it comes to you, Wonder.”

This moment couldn’t have been more perfect, and although I was a woman already, I was ready to become his woman and give him my most precious gift.

She could ask me to kidnap the Pope, and I would be on my way to the Vatican with my sheisty mask ready to grab that old man.

LMAOOOO and i know he’s dead serious! he loves my girl so bad 😭

She was always meant to be a Caselli, even before I had met her. I wasn’t heavy into signs like she was, but I knew my parents sent her to me. They knew I needed her, and because they couldn’t be here, they sent her in their place.

This wasn’t about Rahmeek and Ghost saying I needed an heir; it was about this woman carrying my name and legacy.

Recommendation: Listen to “Fire and Desire” by Rick James

“Huh? I can’t hear I don’t have my glasses on… hold on,” I reached for my glasses and put them on.