Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something (What The F Did I Just Read Collection)

by Layla Moon

He was your usual blue-collar, patriarchy-brain rotted fuckface with an over obsession with porn and wanking his tiny dick four times a day while barely taking a second look at his own wife—who is a fucking bombshell, by the way.

And no, I don’t hate men. I just hate the wrong men. I just wish they would just let women fucking breathe. I wish they would just let women fucking live.

There’s a girl that has a landline, and she doesn’t know the number, so every time a scammer calls, she answers it with weird ass questions like that. And it just… stuck.”

Men really are dumb.

I opt for the pink Ghostface mask. “Very cutesy… very demure… very mindf⁠—”

Remember, I don’t hate all men… just the ones who don’t do right by women. I love good men, loyal men, deserving men. I loved my husband—before he tried to kill me.