Suck Mommy’s Piss Flaps: An Erotic Killer Story… Or Something (What The F Did I Just Read Collection)

by Layla Moon

Seeing grown ass men squirming like a little bitch because they think I worship the devil makes my clit fucking pulsate.

well shit

What he didn’t know, was that I added cyanide to his. I like it when they bubble at the mouth for me.

well damn

Side note: people don’t smell like roast chicken when they’re burning.

lmao

And no, I don’t hate men. I just hate the wrong men. I just wish they would just let women fucking breathe. I wish they would just let women fucking live.

facts!

Their bones, teeth, and even dicks in jars and eyeballs alike are perfect for my death room.

damnnn

For the record, if I’m wearing a tight dress, it’s gonna be for the pleasure of my own—never a fucking man’s.

yes queen