“What, you prefer my ‘girlfriends’?” “Not really.” “What then? My ‘hotties’? ‘Main squeezes’? ‘Love monkeys—’” “Did you say ‘love monkeys’?” “My bae, my boo, cuddle muffins—” “Please stop.” “Some of the youngins call them ‘shorties,’” Porkchop continues. “That better?”
