“A dickhead? Yes. I grounded her so many times, I’m branded as such. And a rap sheet? Yes, she knows I have one. When she was a baby and I was seventeen, I landed in juvie for grand larceny. For stealing credit cards to pay for her diapers and food. I became a dad at sixteen and a dumbass thief to take care of her, but this…” he points between us, “she can’t ever know about.”
