Will Javi ever live down his defeat by a seventy-year-old man unironically wearing a bikini twenty-four hours a day? I prepare my phone to record the final contest, and when Gianni begins to hump the stage, I lose it. My hands shake as I try to capture every moment of this lopsided battle, but then Javi raises his hands in the air, and the servers he was speaking with earlier step onto the stage and throw pitchers of water at him. Javi grinds, licking his lips and flicking water at the women closest to the stage. But he’s not done, because he drops to the ground, slaps at the water puddled on
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