The trouble with going to Uncle Lou’s was he was always drugging you. I guess he thought it was funny. Yes, the food was good, but half the time you didn’t even remember it. One day I would get my revenge. My plan was to get a metal container and fill it with sizzling acid and go to his house. If everything worked correctly, the acid would eat through the container after I had already left, and spill out onto the table, and ruin it, and Uncle Lou would have to buy a new one.
