Airpeen

by Holly Wilde

“Don’t leave my tray in the upright and locked position the entire flight. Let’s hit that recline button and chillax, babe.”

“Come a little closer and let Cushy tell you a secret,”

“Talk about complimentary nuts, am I right, babe?” He laughs. “Look, Princess. If you’re having a hard time believing what I’m telling you, maybe I could show you. We could create some turbulence of our own.”