“Wouldn’t we use a fertility clinic with a donor egg? That’s usually the way these things go.” “Is that what you want?” He blinks back at me in confusion. “I’m not sure what I want matters.” Beige-flag answer. “Well, I can tell you from my research that if we do IVF and a donor egg, it will involve way more work on my part. We’re talking multiple trips per week to the clinic, daily intramuscular shots, bajingo suppositories—” “What’s a bajingo?” “My vagina, obviously,”
