Come to Cupid (One Handed Holidays)
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This book is for anyone who's interested in reading the word "cock" 113 times over 80 pages. That one word takes up .5% of what you'll read here. You're welcome.
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Bit repetitive ain’t it
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This book does not have trigger warnings, because if you're triggered by much, you're in the wrong place. This book is filled with nothing but nastiness.
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What even?
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The crowd walks by, living their boring lives, without a clue that I’m beating my meat only feet away.
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👁️👄👁️
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my hips pushing with more power, my balls slapping against her as I take what I want.
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Ew. Balls slapping against her eyes/forehead/nose. Gross.
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pistoning into her mouth, my sack slapping against her face.
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I think I’d rather die
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“My stomach... I’m self-conscious about it being visible.”
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Well that was random. Absolutely zero lead up or indication that we had a self-conscious fmc.
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“Make me dinner, because I’m fucking starving.”
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Literal man child
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“How do we make dinner?” His grin is infuriatingly sexy. “Magic.”
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Did he not just demand you to make dinner and then do a 360 here?
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trapping my balls against the soft cushion of her ass.
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What the fuck?
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“So, hold on, little siren, because that song you sang called to me, and I’m answering.”
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This may be the cringiest thing I have ever read.
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Slowly, my release slides out of her, creating a creamy, velvety pool within her sweet depths.
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I could’ve gone my whole life without ever reading this sentence.
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Even before my eyes flutter open, I become aware of a warm sensation against my throbbing morning wood. With a sudden burst, they open wide, exposing Gillian lying on her belly between my legs, her tongue skillfully exploring the underside of my rigid member.
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Bitch got kidnapped and I am all for falling for your captor but like… really? Willingly waking him up with head and y’all haven’t even known each other for 24 hours yet.
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I have to take her back tomorrow, and every cell in my body is rebelling against that thought.
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You literally know nothing about her. How can u be this broken over kidnapped pussy? I’ve read short stories with characters that have more chemistry and substance than yall.
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I finish my banana, licking my fingers clean
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How the fuck were you eating that banana? I think monkeys are cleaner if you’re ‘licking your fingers clean’
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Another rush of dampness hits me as it flexes and stretches, and I’m on the verge of dropping to my knees
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How dick starved are you? Were you getting zero dick before the kidnapping?
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“You’re so drenched that I could gulp you down like a shot.”
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What a sad day to be literate
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as the sharp point traces a path up my center, cleanly splitting my pants open. The sound of the arrow hitting the ground is drowned out by the tearing fabric as his large hands rip the leggings apart.
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WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE ARROW IF U WERE JUST GOING TO RIP IT ANYWAYS!?
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He’s so deep in me, I imagine his cock emerging from my throat as effortlessly as it entered.
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👁️👄👁️
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“My name is being carved on your chest, and I won’t stop until you answer me,”
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Babe. I wouldn’t say ‘carved’ more ‘scratched’.
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as I rise to my feet, she moves with me, adjusting to my desires.
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You’re telling me you managed to get off the couch while continuing to be balls deep in her mouth?
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coaxing out every drop of my thick, creamy release.
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;;-;;
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“Be careful,” I warn, “or you’ll reawaken the beast,”
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You did not just call your dick ‘the beast’ omfg
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They originate at our shoulder blades, flaring out gracefully and extending over our heads, before ending at our hips.
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The art included literally do not look like this. Have some consistency dude.
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tightly grip its swollen shaft, my fingers unable to contain its imposing size.
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Your hand is either really small. Or your dick has a circumference wider than a Pringle’s can.
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she grips it, feeling the steel rod in her hand.
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Ick.
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extreme thickness of his cock stretches me, stimulating both my clit and G-spot simultaneously,
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His big thick dick stretched inside you and that somehow stimulates your clit?? G spot I can understand, but your actual clit that’s not inside your vagina? Bffr.
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hot, creamy release dripping out of me and down his balls.
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I did not need this visual.
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The thought of having you and then losing you will break me every day.”
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YOUVE KNOW EACH OTHER FOR TWO DAYS!?!? AND YOU SPENT THOSE TWO DAYS FUCKING SO YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER EXCEPT FOR HER PUSSY!?