“He’s so fucking kinky,” she groaned, trying to comb the knots of her hair. “He does things to me I’ve never even heard of before.” “So you like him?” I said. “Well . . .” She shrugged. “He’s sweet and funny. Smart, too. I just picture myself with more of a Henry Cavill type.” Chay’s certainly beautiful enough to snag anyone she wants. But I feel bad for Ozzy all the same, because in other respects—humor, cleverness, persistence—he’d be a great match for Chay. He’s not unattractive—just unique. Call him an Adam Driver or a Benedict Cumberbatch, if not a Cavill. Attraction is a funny thing. I
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