I swear by all that I hold most sacred, And what exactly do you hold most sacred, I don’t know, Everything, Or nothing, It’s a bit of a vague oath, don’t you think, I can’t come up with a better one, Swear on your honour, that used to be the surest oath, All right then, I’ll swear on my honour, but, you know, the head of the Central Registry would die laughing if he heard one of his clerks swearing on his honour, Between a shepherd and a clerk it’s a serious enough oath, not laughable at all,
