The Truth (Discworld, #25; Industrial Revolution, #2)

by Terry Pratchett

“Do you know what they called a sausage-in-a-bun in Quirm?” said Mr. Pin, as the two walked away. “No?” said Mr. Tulip. “They call it le sausage-in-le-bun.”

Character assassination. What a wonderful idea. Ordinary assassination only works once, but this one works every day.