“It only hurts because your muscles are like rocks.” “All right, you’ve made your point! How long do I have to stay this way?” Socrates only smiled and left the office abruptly, leaving me standing bent-legged, sweating and shaking. He came back with a grizzled tomcat who had obviously seen some action on the front lines. “You need to develop muscles like Oscar so that you can move like us,” he said, scratching the purring feline behind the ears.
