Snake (Serpents of Cinderhart Academy #3)

by Logan Fox

I fucking love the holidays. Christmas and Thanksgiving because of the food, duh, but then there’s Halloween and the Feast of Ashes. Girls get all kinds of crazy around those holidays. A good crazy. Thanksgiving and Christmas, all they want to do is feed you. Halloween, girls want to get laid—usually while wearing a slutty nun, bunny, or first responder uniform. Another kind of good crazy. But sometimes it’s a bad crazy...like Valentine’s Day. That’s when every fucking girl in Cinderhart seems to be on a quest to get knocked up. Feast of Ashes is like a mix of Halloween and Thanksgiving. Girls are trying to feed you and fuck you. Usually at the same time. It’s my favorite holiday by far.

I used to think she was pretty, but fuck it if she doesn’t look like a two-day-old dog turd, blackened by the sun.

but if there’s one thing I’ve learned from them, from the Serpents, it’s that you can’t move forward if you’re always looking back.