Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles #2)
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Demons smell like ass—nasty ass that slithers down your throat, finds your gag reflex, and sits on it with authority.
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Science cannot close the fist of reason around the miracle of consciousness any more than I can turn my sword into a light saber.”
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That raised another question, at once metaphysical and profane: Do angels, fallen or otherwise, have assholes?
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The tendency of modern American women to exclaim “Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!” in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with it.
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Brighid was much more my type than the Morrigan. She didn’t eat dead people in any of her forms, for one thing,
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Maybe I should try to figure out how to make my eyes flash green so I could freak out the baristas at Starbucks. “No, you foolish mortal,” I’d say as my eyes glowed, “I ordered a nonfat latte.”
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Douglas Adams was right: There is nothing so massively useful in the universe as a towel.