Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles #2)

by Kevin Hearne

“So in a sense it’s we with faith who create gods, not the gods who create us. And, if that’s the case, then it’s we who created the universe.”

Well, now there’s a new story gonna be told ’round the fire: ‘How Coyote Shoved an Arrow Up a Fallen Angel’s Ass.’ Can’t wait to hear myself tell it!

“Mr. O’Sullivan. Bacchanalia will spread disease. It will ruin marriages and other relationships, causing untold emotional distress and greater economic damage through divorce. It encourages a lifestyle of reckless behavior and moral turpitude, and participants often become criminals in short order.” “That sounds like a weekend at the Phoenix Open.”

“Don’t try to talk me out of this with Druidic word games. The ontological nature of a mythical tree does not include details on soil chemistry.

“Cool. This is so fucking cool.” “Reverence and awe?” I prodded her gently. “I meant to say this blessed mystery fills my soul with light.”