Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles #2)

by Kevin Hearne

Science cannot close the fist of reason around the miracle of consciousness any more than I can turn my sword into a light saber.”

Maybe I should try to figure out how to make my eyes flash green so I could freak out the baristas at Starbucks. “No, you foolish mortal,” I’d say as my eyes glowed, “I ordered a nonfat latte.”

“I do beg your pardon. Let’s literally throw up, but figuratively throw down.”