Hexed (The Iron Druid Chronicles #2)

by Kevin Hearne

Douglas Adams was right: There is nothing so massively useful in the universe as a towel.

“You killed my father,” he snorted in a basso profundo rumble. “Prepare to die!” “Inigo Montoya? Is that you?”

When I stand here and call to the earth, nothing answers.” <Oh.> Oberon looked up at me. <I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I’ll always answer.