The Holy Bible, English Standard Version (with Cross-References): Old and New Testaments

by Anonymous

7Come, dlet us go down and there confuse their language,

Are you telling me God just wanted to troll people?

32Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve offspring from our father.”

I’m sorry, what?

“Behold, I lay last night with my father. Let us make him drink wine tonight also. Then you go in and lie with him, that we may preserve offspring from our father.”

Yeah I got it the first time

Isaac

Is that a fucking Golden Sun reference?!!?!?!?!?