“I lost our fantasy football league this year, and the boys each got to pick out a piece of décor that I have to keep displayed in my apartment for the year.” “God, that’s genius. And just how many women have run for the hills since the makeover?” Huh? “None.” She playfully rolls her eyes. “Of course not.” The only woman who’s been in this apartment since last summer is currently sitting on the couch right now.
