Hogfather (Discworld, #20; Death, #4)

by Terry Pratchett

“Hogswatch is coming, The pig is getting fat, Please put a dollar in the old man’s hat If you ain’t got a dollar a penny will do—” “And if you ain’t got a penny,” Foul Ole Ron yodeled, solo, “then—fghfgh yffg mfmfmf . . .”