Hogfather (Discworld, #20; Death, #4)

by Terry Pratchett

“No sense in bein’ bashful about goin’ bald,” said Ridcully evenly. “Anyway, you know what they say about bald men, Dean.” “Yes, they say, ‘Look at him, he’s got no hair,’” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes. The Dean had been annoying him lately.