10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love
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Poor dude. He’s probably coming down with something.
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Dickmatized
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brolationship
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Jail
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Fuck, he has an outie. The cutest little outie belly button I’ve ever seen on the most wickedly beautiful man.
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Do people like outie belly buttons??
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To that little outie belly button
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I’m starting to see a pattern
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“Think they’ll have donuts at the end?” I ask. Joey glances over at me. “Why would they?” “I don’t know. I thought that might be a thing.” “Have you done many 5ks where that was a thing?” he asks curiously.
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I have indeed done one of these
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Joey grabs his soap, squeezing some onto his palm.
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No washcloth? 🚩
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His stomach and that little outie belly button I want to erect a shrine to.
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Is this a fetish?
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I fell in love like the changing of the seasons. Slowly and inescapably.
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Okay John Green rip off
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Because Brad makes a soft sound of surprise and looks down at his finger. “Oh,” he says into the mic. “That’s blood.”
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BELLA
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And sure, I absolutely want Joey to cover me in so much pollen I need to take an antihistamine.
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Not loving this analogy