I fling open the door to Jason and Cas’s apartment. “I took a quarter of a dick!” My best friend sets down his fork and turns to face me. Cas keeps eating. “Not a quarter-sized dick,” I clarify. “It was a very large dick. Or, well, not huge. Little above average? Perfectly sized, in my opinion. Greg is a great dick. My point is Joey fucked me. A little bit. And I liked it.” Understatement. Pretty sure I’m a cock slut now. Who knew? Jason sighs, the weariest sound I’ve ever heard in my life.
