Are you excited for your coming-out party this weekend?” “Oh, fuck yeah,” Brad says with a grin. “Edible phalluses have been procured, porn stars have been assembled, and I’m ready to grind away on your hammies. Or your quads. Any preference on whether I’m in back or in front?” I snort. “You can have any side of me you want, bub.” “Oh, shit. That’s hot. If you happen to see a ‘Property of Brad’ fanny pack show up in your closet, don’t worry about it, okay?”
