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I’m not in the habit of trying to seduce straight men.
Why are they called cum gutters?
I was just picturing cum sliding down my friend’s abs. No big deal. Nothing to see here.
“Have you ever had inappropriate thoughts about gutters?” I ask her.
What is wrong with me? A bro does not objectify his fellow bro’s ass, no matter their gender.
Hey, Joey. Turns out I might be a dab queer. Joseph-broseph. Question. Do you like cum play? Asking for a friend. Joey Kangaroo. Can I hop on you?
“I don’t have a perfect answer,” he says. “All I know is I understand cum gutters now because of you, and I’m pretty sure I’d like to test yours out if you’d let me.”
neck. “Did you name my dick Greg? As in…gregarious?”
He has a smile on his face the entire time we work, and when I point out the nails he’s removing are called brads, he gleefully starts making jokes. “Fuck, that brad was tight. Really had to wiggle my way in.” “Heh. Wanna watch me hammer myself?” “Hello, brad. I’m Brad. Prepare to meet your doom, as there can only be one.” I wonder if he’d prefer a spring or fall wedding.
You’re like a hug,
I decide, despite the limitations of my body, I’m going to try very hard to have Joey’s babies.
