10 Ways to Accidentally Fall in Love

by Emmy Sanders

I decide, despite the limitations of my body, I’m going to try very hard to have Joey’s babies.

“So,” I say, grabbing a container of fried rice, “how are we all feeling about snowballing? ’Cause it sounds hot.” Jason throws his hands in the air. “I was eating.” “And I’m curious about sharing jizz through the tender magic of kissing. What’s the big deal?”

“Treat me like your throne, king, and sit on my motherfucking face.”

“You never can tell who enjoys piss play.”