Brad: Joseph-broseph, my man! Brad: Are you busy tonight? Brad: If so, clear your schedule. Brad: You’re going on a date. Brad: You might want to shave your balls. Brad: Unless you don’t put out on the first date! Not trying to pressure you, dude. You do you. Brad: Could you imagine being able to do yourself? I’ve heard some people can self-fellatio, but shit, man. I’m not that bendy. Are you that bendy? Brad: You don’t have to answer that. Brad: Shaved balls or not, get excited. I think you’re gonna like this guy! Brad: I bought you lube.
