The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (The Grumpy Devils, #2)

by Elizabeth O'Roark

She probably sends illustrations of her fallopian tubes in lieu of nudes.

creative!

see the smallest twitch of his mouth, but it doesn’t leave me feeling victorious. I think he just gets excited when people bring up death.

It’s only as she turns to walk away that I realize she expected me to say something shitty. That she was already hunching her shoulders like a boxer entering a ring, because she fully expects the world to hurt her all the fucking time.

im in this picture and i dont like it

He swats my ass.

Gross.

I was smiling.

:)

I honestly can’t believe I ever dated him in the first place.

yay!!!!

“You and Hayes both. He asked my doctor if we could just go ahead and schedule this as a C-section ‘to ensure everything remains the appropriate size’. So enough about me and my vagina…which Bailey brother are you with today?”

hayes is literally a doctor???????

“I always wanted a guy who’d think about amputations when I’m naked next to him.”

“That’s okay,” she says, wrapping her arms around us both. “I knew she was meant to be part of our family. We’ll figure it out.”

crying in the club